Fwd: The 4 year holiday called "ENGINEERING"  



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pls read till the end...its nice...

> Things we have to remember.... common to all
> Engineering friends :
>
> 1).The lecturers dont teach.The students dont study.
> The only guy who benefits is the one who owns the
> 'dhaba' next to the
> college.
>
> 2).Rules are made to be broken.
>
> 3).Deadlines are made to be extended...ALWAYS!
>
> 4).Guys always think the girls in the college next
> lane are more
> beautiful.
>
> 5).The geeks are the most pampered lot during the
> internal exams.
>
> 6).The lab assistants are the most respected people
> (during the lab
> exams)
>
> 7).The watchmen are the people most bribed.
>
> 8).The HOD is the person most respected(heights of
> sycophancy here).
>
> 9).The principal is the person most abused and
> insulted(behind the
> back)
>
> 10).Dropping subjects is 'cool'.(arre yaar..drop the
> idea of dropping
> subjects plzz).
>
> 11).There is always a lecturer in the college who
> cant speak proper
> 'english'.
>
> 12).Night-out is the second most important tool to
> ace the exams.
>
> 13).The most important tool..the bhramastra..is the
> 'chit' in which the
> words can be understood only by the person who wrote
> them(in most of
> the cases)
>
> 14).The freshers are the most sought after..be it in
> the canteen,the
> 'free' periods or for completing the
> records,assignments.
>
> 15).The second-years are the ones with the 'I am the
>
> don-of-the-college' feeling.
>
> 16).The third years are the ones with the
> 'so-many-backlogs' feeling
> and the poor souls get down to studying after
> bossing around in the
> college for so long.but the fun still continues.
>
> 17).The fourth years have no connection with the
> college
> whatsoever...with no interest in ragging,pulling
> each other`s legs,the b'day
> parties,the b'day bums et al which they enjoyed so
> much till now.All they want
> is a good placement and a
> 1st-class' tag attached to their memo.
>
> 19).The first three years are spent in cursing the
> college,the people
> there,the system et al.
>
> 20).But towards the end of the fourth year,people
> tend to feel
> nostalgic abt the pure unadulterated fun they have
> had for 4 years.Now the very
> system they disliked,the very canteen they
> cursed,the time that they
> spent there,the bday bums they suffered.. all these
> seem like heaven to
> them.




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Hisam

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