Fwd: New Jokes  

There was a meeting of all the Surd freedom fighters.
They were planning for a free Punjab. Santa Singh raised a point,
"Oh...we'll take Punjab from India but how would we develop it?"
That was a tough one indeed. Banta Singh had a brainwave...
"No problem! We'll attack Amrika, it would take over us and then
we would become a State of USA and develop automatically."
All the surds became happy with this very simple solution but an old surd
was not. Someone asked him why he wasn't happy.
The old surd replied, "THAT'S ALL VERY WELL...WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF BY CHANCE
WE TOOK OVER AMRIKA???"


2: Sardarji went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.
"I would like to buy this small TV," he told the salesman.
"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," he replied.
He hurried home removed his turban and changed his hair style, and returned
to tell the salesman
"I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," Salesman replied.
"Damn, he recognised me," he thought.
He went for a complete disguise this time, haircut, new hair colour,
new outfit, big sunglasses, waited a few days, saw the salesman again.
"I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," he replied.
Frustrated, he exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a Sardar?"
"Because that's a microwave," he replied.

3: Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.


6: What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you? Pull the pin
and throw it back.

7: What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you? Run like crazy....he's
got a hand grenade in his mouth.


8: How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday? Tell him a joke on Wednesday.

9: What is the Sardar doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?
Trying to hold on to a thought.

11: Why can't Sardars make ice cubes? They always forget the recipe.

12: How did the Sardar try to kill the bird? He threw it off a cliff.


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