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This is a MUST read..........atleast it paid off in the end!!
Akhil Chandra Sen wrote this letter to the Sahibganj divisional railway office in 1909. It is on display at the Railway Museum in New Delhi. It was also reproduced under the caption Travelers' Tales' in the Far Eastern Economic Review.
'I am arrive by passenger train Ahmedpur station and my belly is too much swelling with jackfruit. I am therefore went to privy. Just I doing the nuisance that guard making whistle blow for train to go off and I am running with lotah in one hand and dhoti in the next when I am fall over and expose all my shocking to man and female women on platform. I am got leaved at Ahmedpur station. This too much bad, if passenger go to make dung that dam guard not wait train five minutes for him. I am therefore pray your honor to make big fine on that guard for public sake. Otherwise I am making big report to papers.'
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It apparently led to introduction of toilets in trains.
Narayana &Mamunhi is best frnds
Narayanan Lori vangi perittu
'AMME NARAYANA'
Mammunhi vittila.!
Mammunhiyum vangi oru Lori perittu
"UMMA MAMMUNHI"
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Hisam
In a warfield, one soldier ws cryin aloud 'ayyo ente kai poye..'
athuketu sardr..
' ivide thala poyavar vare mindate kidakunnu. Apozha avante kai'
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Hisam
"TITANIC" Tamil version:Climax revised,
Both Hero(rajani) & Heroine survive,
Rajni swims Atlantic Ocean wit Heroine in 1 Hand &Titanic in other hand..!!
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Hisam
There was a meeting of all the Surd freedom fighters.
They were planning for a free Punjab. Santa Singh raised a point,
"Oh...we'll take Punjab from India but how would we develop it?"
That was a tough one indeed. Banta Singh had a brainwave...
"No problem! We'll attack Amrika, it would take over us and then
we would become a State of USA and develop automatically."
All the surds became happy with this very simple solution but an old surd
was not. Someone asked him why he wasn't happy.
The old surd replied, "THAT'S ALL VERY WELL...WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF BY CHANCE
WE TOOK OVER AMRIKA???"
2: Sardarji went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.
"I would like to buy this small TV," he told the salesman.
"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," he replied.
He hurried home removed his turban and changed his hair style, and returned
to tell the salesman
"I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," Salesman replied.
"Damn, he recognised me," he thought.
He went for a complete disguise this time, haircut, new hair colour,
new outfit, big sunglasses, waited a few days, saw the salesman again.
"I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," he replied.
Frustrated, he exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a Sardar?"
"Because that's a microwave," he replied.
3: Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.
6: What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you? Pull the pin
and throw it back.
7: What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you? Run like crazy....he's
got a hand grenade in his mouth.
8: How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday? Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
9: What is the Sardar doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?
Trying to hold on to a thought.
11: Why can't Sardars make ice cubes? They always forget the recipe.
12: How did the Sardar try to kill the bird? He threw it off a cliff.
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Hisam