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Fwd: The 4 year holiday called "ENGINEERING"  



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pls read till the end...its nice...

> Things we have to remember.... common to all
> Engineering friends :
>
> 1).The lecturers dont teach.The students dont study.
> The only guy who benefits is the one who owns the
> 'dhaba' next to the
> college.
>
> 2).Rules are made to be broken.
>
> 3).Deadlines are made to be extended...ALWAYS!
>
> 4).Guys always think the girls in the college next
> lane are more
> beautiful.
>
> 5).The geeks are the most pampered lot during the
> internal exams.
>
> 6).The lab assistants are the most respected people
> (during the lab
> exams)
>
> 7).The watchmen are the people most bribed.
>
> 8).The HOD is the person most respected(heights of
> sycophancy here).
>
> 9).The principal is the person most abused and
> insulted(behind the
> back)
>
> 10).Dropping subjects is 'cool'.(arre yaar..drop the
> idea of dropping
> subjects plzz).
>
> 11).There is always a lecturer in the college who
> cant speak proper
> 'english'.
>
> 12).Night-out is the second most important tool to
> ace the exams.
>
> 13).The most important tool..the bhramastra..is the
> 'chit' in which the
> words can be understood only by the person who wrote
> them(in most of
> the cases)
>
> 14).The freshers are the most sought after..be it in
> the canteen,the
> 'free' periods or for completing the
> records,assignments.
>
> 15).The second-years are the ones with the 'I am the
>
> don-of-the-college' feeling.
>
> 16).The third years are the ones with the
> 'so-many-backlogs' feeling
> and the poor souls get down to studying after
> bossing around in the
> college for so long.but the fun still continues.
>
> 17).The fourth years have no connection with the
> college
> whatsoever...with no interest in ragging,pulling
> each other`s legs,the b'day
> parties,the b'day bums et al which they enjoyed so
> much till now.All they want
> is a good placement and a
> 1st-class' tag attached to their memo.
>
> 19).The first three years are spent in cursing the
> college,the people
> there,the system et al.
>
> 20).But towards the end of the fourth year,people
> tend to feel
> nostalgic abt the pure unadulterated fun they have
> had for 4 years.Now the very
> system they disliked,the very canteen they
> cursed,the time that they
> spent there,the bday bums they suffered.. all these
> seem like heaven to
> them.




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Fwd: Why do students fail in exams...?  




Why do students fail in exams...?
It's not the fault of the student if he fails, bcoz the year ONLY has 365' days.

Typical academic year for a student

1. Sundays in a year-52, you know Sundays are for rest.
Days left 313.

2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study. Days left 263.

3. 8 hours daily sleep- 130 days GONE.. Days left 141.

4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days. Days left 126.

5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly & swallowing)-means 30days. Days left 96.

6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days Days left 81.

7. Exam days-per year at least 35 days. Days left 46.

8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival (holidays)-40 days. Balance 6 days.

9. For sickness- at least 3 days. Remaining days=3.

10. Movies and functions- at least 2 days. 1 day left.

11. That 1 day is ur birthday. How can you study on ur B'day





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Hisam

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