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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS


Smart man + smart woman = romance


Smart man + dumb woman = affair


Dumb man + smart woman = marriage


Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy


OFFICE ARITHMETIC


Smart boss + smart employee = profit


Smart boss + dumb employee = production


Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion


Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime


SHOPPING MATH


A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.


A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.


GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS


A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.


A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can
spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


HAPPINESS


To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a
little.


To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at
all.


LONGEVITY


Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a
lot more willing to die.


PROPENSITY TO CHANGE


A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.


A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.


DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE


A woman has the last word in any argument.


Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new
argument.

SEND
THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE SMART GUYS YOU KNOW CAN
HANDLE IT.

Shantharam Shenoy K

http://shanthu87.blogspot.com

http://oneunitedmanunited.blogspot.com


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